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James Pants

Stones Throw, Spokane

James Pants is from Spokane. In Spokane there are lots of people with long fingernails and lots of dogs. In Spokane, rent is very, very cheap and so our boy could afford to buy records and not work too awfully hard. A long time ago, James Pants started playing drums, marching in bands and hitting cymbals for a while, before he bought cheap turntables and learned to scratch with Steppenwolf. But his turntables skipped so much that he lost many battles and never was a good DJ. So James started playing Showbiz and AG, but no one liked his rap, and he was never paid. After replacing the gangsters with Cameo and his drums again, people danced a little. Now he plays his new album and a few girls like it. "Mystical and enchanting," is what people in Spokane say about it. Teenagers at the park like to dance and make-out to the new James Pants sound. "What a kaleidoscope," said one lady with her dog. "I can feel the universe pulse."